Pissed Off 2

What’s Pissing Adam Off This Week: Issue Two

(Really Utah, what the Fuck!?)

Sorry I’ve been gone for a while, and been really busy so I wasn’t able to post my rant on time last week. To make a long story short, Turkish Prisons are not as nice as people make them out to be. First thing that is pissing me off is within the television world. Now normally it is against my religion to watch any channel that starts with a V and ends with the number 1. But this must be addressed. Flavor of Love has a third season. A third fucking season! Apparently finding love for Flavor Flav in this reality show based world we call America is hard. Some people find this shocking, those are the same people who thought JFK Jr. was a good pilot (laugh it up now, I can say a lot worse). Oh yeah, It’s really fucking shocking that a guy who looks like the bastard child of Uncle Remus and the Sayer of the Law from the Island of Doctor Moreau has trouble finding someone to marry him. When in real reality the guy has about a handful of illegitimate children, is about the same height as Andy Serkis with his knees removed, gold teeth that are probably covering up a mangled grilled from when he crashed into the back of a truck on his motorcycle almost two decades ago, and a laundry list of STDs. Also, the guy is fucking 50 years old! Who knew that there would be so many desperate whorish women looking for the affection of a bridge troll. The main reason I hate Flavor Flav other than the fact that he is the complete opposite of what Public Enemy set out to be or that he dated Bridgette Nielsen (A woman who has a face as leathery as my wallet and a hoo-hoo that resembles a burlap sack, I hang out with Sly). But the thing that pissed me off the most about his show is that is spawned the man-whore that is New York and her abomination of a show known as ‘I Love New York’, which had two seasons. TWO!

I’m done ripping on this show, for now. You’re on notice VH1. And I’m going to turn to the internet. Just when I thought the internet couldn’t get dirtier. A place where a modern American could watch men fuck farm animals, farm animals fuck men, and two girls share a cup filled with excrement Utah had to go and filter the whole thing. Way to go kill joy, you’re like the guy who plays UNO at a party when everyone else is funneling beer and trying to keep that hot girl from throwing up long enough to get to second base even though she is slightly unconscious. Utah state government has planned to pass on act that will allow families to put up filters for their internet service. The kick in the nuts of this is that some wireless services will be filtered and any unsuspecting person tries to watch oh I don’t know, something that makes nuns blush and doesn’t know that a filter is up can be slammed with a 5 to 10 thousand dollar fine! Sorry Utah, but I’ll take my beer cold, my women promiscuous, and my internet crawling with filth. Also on the subject of censorship is http://www.nocussing.com/. A Youtube video has come about with an adolescent child rapping poorly to residents of South Pasadena and whoever watches the video to ‘stop cussing’. How about this, stop telling me how to use my extensive vocabulary you little derelict (chew on that SAT word bitch) and fix your grammar too. The word is ‘cursing’ God Dammit. The worst part about the video besides…the video is the fact you can’t comment on the video, which has pretty much stopped me from typing fuck a number of two hundred times on the page. The one thing that makes me think is what does this kid say when the other kids are kicking the shit out of him in the school yard? I’ll keep my mouth as dirty as a gas station floor, thank you very much you mini-pope wanna-be. Like New York from I Love New York said before being bleeped “Fuck, I don’t actually own this house.”

I’m Adam and that’s what’s pissing me off this week.